Top Marketing Rules

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - *That's Direct Marketing.*

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - * That's Advertising.*

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - * That's Telemarketing.*

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - * That's Public Relations.*

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - * That's Brand Recognition.*

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! "She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."- * That's Customer Feedback*

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- * That's demand and supply gap*

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. -* That's competition eating into your market share*

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - * That's restriction for entering new markets*



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Did you know the first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along

9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. This isn’t true; Joseph Swan did.

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

El Azizia in Libya is the hottest place on earth with a temperature recorded of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 -- the hottest ever measured.Far and away, the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

About 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second.

The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.Most people believe it's the blue whale.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

During World War II, IBM built the computers the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

And the last one is Men can breastfeed babies.